OSFUG February Show #2
Feb
20
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG February Show #2

  • UCB Theatre Chelsea

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

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OSFUG February Show #1
Feb
6
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG February Show #1

  • UCB Theatre Chelsea

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, the theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

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OSFUG January Show #2
Jan
16
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG January Show #2

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

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OSFUG @ UCBLA
Jan
9
8:30 pm20:30

OSFUG @ UCBLA

  • UCB Sunset

OSFUG is stealing a car and speeding across country (flipping off every monument, national park and landmark along the way) only to make it just in the knick of time to run out on stage and do a DOPE ASS SHOW at UCBLA Sunset!!!

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OSFUG: The Fast Fuckin Sketch Show // UCBLA Sunset // $7

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

Directed by Matt Gehring
Featuring Sam ReeceBecky ChicoineMark VigeantMichael WolfIan Stroud and Colin O'Brien.

OSFUG January Show #1
Jan
2
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG January Show #1

  • UCB Chelsea

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

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OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show
Dec
5
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show

  • Upright Citizens Brigade

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG GOES DOUBLE TIME
Nov
7
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG GOES DOUBLE TIME

  • UCB Theatre

HEY. GREAT NEWS. Starting in November we'll be performing TWICE a month. That's right. TWICE. The 1st and 3rd Monday of each month you can come to the UCB Theatre and fucking kick it with us. HECK YES. #GETHYPE. More info coming soon. 

OSFUG x THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL
Nov
4
7:30 pm19:30

OSFUG x THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL

  • UCB Theatre

Are you sitting down? WELL STAND THE F*CK UP because OSFUG is in New York Comedy Festiva Best of UCBT Sketch on November 4th at 7:30PM. GET YOUR TICKETS. 

https://chelsea.ucbtheatre.com/performance/49627

OSFUG x GOOD GOOD COMEDY THEATRE
Oct
30
8:30 pm20:30

OSFUG x GOOD GOOD COMEDY THEATRE

  • 215 North 11th Street Philadelphia, PA, 19107 United States

Two of Philly and NYC’s best share the bill on this incredible night of sketch comedy!

OSFUG performs their acclaimed Fast Fuckin’ Sketch Show, which currently sells out monthly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NYC. The New York Times called it a “fantastically popular, frantically paced sketch show.”  They’ll have you laughing until blood pours out of your throat and eyes and you die and you go to hell and you’re like “Goddamn that was worth it” to Satan and he’ll be like “Yeah I know I was there it was dope as fuck.”

The Incredible Shrinking Matt & Jacquie is a best friend sketch comedy duo from Philadelphia that consists of Matthew Schmid and Jacquie Baker. They’ve been featured on The A.V. Club and opened for Emo Phillips, Brent Weinbach, DJ Douggpound and more. They’re also three-time winners of the Dirtiest Sketch In Philadelphia contest (2013-2015), and were nominated for Comedy Act of The Year at the 2015 Philebrity Awards.

OSFUG // OCTOBER @ UCB
Oct
17
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG // OCTOBER @ UCB

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

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OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show
Sep
19
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show
Aug
15
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Character Showcase
Jul
30
Jul 31

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Character Showcase

  • UCB East

Stefon. Debbie Downer. Penelope. Funny characters we love. 

The only thing we'd change about them? 

MAKE THEIR SKETCHES SHORT AS FUCK! JOIN A SHITLOAD OF UCB PERFORMERS AS WE BRING YOU 40 FAST FUCKIN ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IN ONE HOUR! NO BULLSHIT! JUST FAST FUCKIN' FUNNY CHARACTERS! BE READY TO PISS YOUR PANTS WITH LAUGHTER AS THE BEST COMEDIANS IN NEW YORK DESTROY THE STAGE!

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OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show
Jul
18
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show
Jun
20
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG: The Fast Fucking Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre

OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG monthly show premiere at UCB Chelsea!
May
16
8:00 pm20:00

OSFUG monthly show premiere at UCB Chelsea!

  • UCB Chelsea

We burnt town the beast and we're moving our show to the UCB Theatre in Chelsea! Come see us the 3rd Monday of every month starting May 16th at 8:30. 


OSFUG is the split second after your body dies but before your brain has shut down - ten thousand lightning bolts of pure chemical color rushing through your fraying veins into your exploding heart. It's another lifetime flashing before your eyes and it's over before you know it. We write and perform fast fuckin' sketches that are bold, strange and silly. We cram more excitement and comedy into a half hour than scientists thought possible. Our shows will give you characters, songs, surprise, theater and gut-punching laughs. Our Show Fucks Up God.

OSFUG presents: 30 Sketches About DEATH
Apr
16
Apr 17

OSFUG presents: 30 Sketches About DEATH

  • UCB EAST

Every third Saturday of the month, OSFUG puts on a sold out, BRAND NEW fast fucking sketch show. THIS MONTH we're bringing you ALL NEW hot hot hot sketches about DEATH. 

Is this a metaphor for something? Yes. No. MAYBE SO. COME TO THE SHOW AND FIND OUT.

OSFUG: The Fast Fuckin' Sketch Show
Mar
19
Mar 20

OSFUG: The Fast Fuckin' Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre East

You know what "mainstream" sketch comedy is. It's people in silly costumes with silly props saying one joke for 8 minutes.

THIS IS NOT THAT. FUCK THAT. 

THIS IS OTHER SKETCH FOR UPLIFTING GORMANDIZERS. NO BULLSHIT, JUST COMEDY. ITS A FAST LOUD COOL FUCKING SKETCH SHOW THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING UNTIL BLOOD POURS OUT OF YOUR THROAT AND EYES AND YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL AND YOURE LIKE "GOD DAMN THAT WAS WORTH IT!" TO SATAN AND HE'LL BE LIKE "YEAH I KNOW I WAS THERE IT WAS DOPE AS FUCK"

UCB Theatre's I'm Cool Showcase
Mar
10
7:30 pm19:30

UCB Theatre's I'm Cool Showcase

  • UCB Chelsea

The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre presents a buffet sampling of the best and brightest performing their funniest stuff... just because they're cool.   Come check it out and be cool too. Cool? Cool.

OSFUG Presents: A Fast Fuckin' Character Showcase
Feb
20
Feb 21

OSFUG Presents: A Fast Fuckin' Character Showcase

  • UCB Theatre East

Stefon. Debbie Downer. Penelope. Funny characters we love. 

The only thing we'd change about them? 

MAKE THEIR SKETCHES SHORT AS FUCK! JOIN A SHITLOAD OF UCB PERFORMERS AS WE BRING YOU 40 FAST FUCKIN ORIGINAL CHARACTERS IN ONE HOUR! NO BULLSHIT! JUST FAST FUCKIN' FUNNY CHARACTERS! BE READY TO PISS YOUR PANTS WITH LAUGHTER AS THE BEST COMEDIANS IN NEW YORK DESTROY THE STAGE!

OSFUG at UCB Theatre Chelsea **ONE TIME ONLY**
Feb
17
9:00 pm21:00

OSFUG at UCB Theatre Chelsea **ONE TIME ONLY**

  • UCB Theatre Chelsea

OSFUG takes a **one time only** family vacation to the UCB Theatre in Chelsea. We're giving you one full hour of cold hard comedy that'll make you rock hard in seconds. 

Link to tickets COMING SOON.

OSFUG: The Fast Fuckin' Sketch Show
Jan
16
Jan 17

OSFUG: The Fast Fuckin' Sketch Show

  • UCB Theatre East

You know what "mainstream" sketch comedy is. It's people in silly costumes with silly props saying one joke for 8 minutes.

THIS IS NOT THAT. FUCK THAT. 

THIS IS OTHER SKETCH FOR UPLIFTING GORMANDIZERS. NO BULLSHIT, JUST COMEDY. ITS A FAST LOUD COOL FUCKING SKETCH SHOW THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING UNTIL BLOOD POURS OUT OF YOUR THROAT AND EYES AND YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL AND YOURE LIKE "GOD DAMN THAT WAS WORTH IT!" TO SATAN AND HE'LL BE LIKE "YEAH I KNOW I WAS THERE IT WAS DOPE AS FUCK"

OSFUG
Dec
19
Dec 20

OSFUG

  • UCB Theatre East
OSFUG Monthly UCB Show
Nov
21
Nov 22

OSFUG Monthly UCB Show

  • UCB Theatre East

You know what "mainstream" sketch comedy is. It's people in silly costumes with silly props saying one joke for 8 minutes.

THIS IS NOT THAT. FUCK THAT. 

THIS IS OTHER SKETCH FOR UPLIFTING GORMANDIZERS. NO BULLSHIT, JUST COMEDY. ITS A FAST LOUD COOL FUCKING SKETCH SHOW THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING UNTIL BLOOD POURS OUT OF YOUR THROAT AND EYES AND YOU DIE AND YOU GO TO HELL AND YOURE LIKE "GOD DAMN THAT WAS WORTH IT!" TO SATAN AND HE'LL BE LIKE "YEAH I KNOW I WAS THERE IT WAS DOPE AS FUCK"